sometimes i feel like i'm a tele operator. and why is that so? cos every ten minutes the phone will ring and 9 out of 10 times the call isnt for me.
it'd always be-
" hello, may i speak to cherie?"
and i'll be like-
" uh, she's not home yet."

or it'd be-
" hello, wayne zai ma?"
(me)"bu zai!" (proceeds to kup the phone)

sometimes it'd be hokkien. instantaneously i'll pass the phone to my grandma.
other times i cant even understand the caller.
it'll be for my maid.

hardly anyone ever calls me.
but i'll always be the one picking up the phone.
i hate it.
and this fever is not helping either.

i need to get a grip.